is there such a thing as a virgin, gay fella?

 

confused bush
err… mak pun selalu konpius, uols..

and i’m no talking about young guys just out of their teens and confused about their sexual preference. i’m talking about a matured guy, in his mid 40s, a professional (according to him lar) and living alone near Mutiara Damansara (also according to him).

i was chatting with this guy in the irc channel this afternoon after three days of pure, adrenalin pumping, work related activities. so after my meeting in one of the outlets this morning, and after friday prayers, i logged onto the chat net at the company’s expense and whittled my time away. in no time this fella messaged me and introduced himself. asking me all the correct questions for me to certify him as a bona fide queer.

 

queer
nyeh.. kalo ko bukan fonen, perlu ke feluk² mak dari belakang?

u know wat questions i’m talking about? ... stats? … t/b/f? … skinny or chub? … looking for? the standard and typical questions in queer channel. furthermore, he said that he’s been a queer ( i keep using that word. i know that the correct term shud be ‘gay’, but us queers are allowed to use it as many times as we like in at least one posting) for all his life, but has never experienced (not even one episode) the ‘heaven & rain episode’ with another fella. sure or not, guy?

 

clinton
percayalah uols .. mak x pernah dilolo oleh si debab cik lewinsky iteww… sungguh taw..

i mean, in today’s world where technology is akin to having all sorts of impossibilities possible, a horny fella classified as a virgin? c’mon. and don’t tell me that u’ve live ur whole life as a celibate nun. sheesh …