is there such a thing as a virgin, gay fella?

err… mak pun selalu konpius, uols..
and i’m no talking about young guys just out of their teens and confused about their sexual preference. i’m talking about a matured guy, in his mid 40s, a professional (according to him lar) and living alone near Mutiara Damansara (also according to him).
i was chatting with this guy in the irc channel this afternoon after three days of pure, adrenalin pumping, work related activities. so after my meeting in one of the outlets this morning, and after friday prayers, i logged onto the chat net at the company’s expense and whittled my time away. in no time this fella messaged me and introduced himself. asking me all the correct questions for me to certify him as a bona fide queer.

nyeh.. kalo ko bukan fonen, perlu ke feluk² mak dari belakang?
u know wat questions i’m talking about? ... stats? … t/b/f? … skinny or chub? … looking for? the standard and typical questions in queer channel. furthermore, he said that he’s been a queer ( i keep using that word. i know that the correct term shud be ‘gay’, but us queers are allowed to use it as many times as we like in at least one posting) for all his life, but has never experienced (not even one episode) the ‘heaven & rain episode’ with another fella. sure or not, guy?

percayalah uols .. mak x pernah dilolo oleh si debab cik lewinsky iteww… sungguh taw..
i mean, in today’s world where technology is akin to having all sorts of impossibilities possible, a horny fella classified as a virgin? c’mon. and don’t tell me that u’ve live ur whole life as a celibate nun. sheesh …
November 4, 2007 at 1:59 am
Hye, I think it ‘[s quite possible. Not for me but there are guys out there who are so far into the closet that I doubt they even know
So yeah, he could be a virgin fella. Why would he lie anyhow?
November 4, 2007 at 9:03 am
I agree with Paul. There are guys who are completely closeted and haven’t had a chance to get their fag thang on.
November 6, 2007 at 9:20 am
paul & holden: maybe lar. but when i chatted with the bugger, i swear i felt him lying. and don’t ask me how i know. we jedis, are imbued with extraordinary midiclorins that makes our usage of the force very much a gift rather than a curse. maybe this fella wud benefit from being a padawan to such illustrious masters as u two guys.